ylixia:

jameseswilson:

Give me something. You’re like a sphinx, I can’t read you.

#listen here you asshole this is RHODEY you’re talking to#this is the guy whose best friend is tony stark#and this guy didn’t meet today’s tony#with the polish and the glitter and the ~~razzledazzle~~#rhodey met teenager tony#tiny  rageball tony who took his feelings out on MIT lab equipment at midnight#who had NO CONCEPT of reasonable limits w/r/t/ explosions experiments  electricution and other terrifying E’s#things went boom around tony all the goddamn time#just unrefined unpolished chaos#and this guy#THIS FUCKING GUY#took a good hard look at that hot mess and went YES. THIS ONE.#CHAOS SOUNDS GOOD TO ME WHERE DO I SIGN UP#that’s the guy you’re talking to asshole#and you think you can convince him with some silly guns????#meanwhile rhodey’s over here like ‘they’re not even pretty smh smh’#RHODEYYYYYYY