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There’s a limited amount of things we all expect on a cover that features Iron Man. If your list includes the following, congratulations, you are the target audience for this.

Pink bunnies from hell? Check.

Sad fish with arms and legs and bird feathers? Check.

Iron Shlong partly obscured by what looks like the old word clip on LDS? Check.

Eyeballs with arms and legs? Check. (Seriously, everything on there has way too many arms and legs.)

Garden gnomes sitting on pizzas with wings? Check.

Pink evil octopuses from hell? Check.

Terrible pink phoenix symbolism? Check.

And Tony cloaked in rainbows, with golden angel wings, burning randomly and looking as if him being on fire were the least of his problems? Check.

(Variant cover for Avengers vol. 4, issue 2)