My ideal beginning to a Batman movie:

smut-smut-in-the-butt: johnnyrico: littlemissonewhoisall: experimental-sponge: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: littlemissonewhoisall: We start with a slow pan down to Gotham as Oracle narrates “Ask your average person who Gotham’s most famous citizen is, and you’ll get the same response every time: Bruce Wayne. Everybody’s heard of Bruce Wayne. You’ve probably heard his name a million times before. But there are…

prokopetz: I half-suspect that a big part of Batman’s enduring appeal is that nearly every possible Flanderisation of the character is funny as hell. When most characters get boiled down to a single overriding personality trait, they just end being trite and annoying, but not Batman. I mean, we’ve got: Compulsively Stealthy Batman Ludicrously Overprepared…

raptorific: I’m fairly certain that the people who make the “batman could make himself obsolete by using his money to solve the economic strain that drives many people to crime” posts are only familiar with Batman through Will Arnett’s spoof performance in the Lego movie, since that’s the only version of Batman I know where…

roachpatrol: unpretty: i know that generally when it comes to scarecrow’s fear toxin/gas/whatever the favored interpretation is scary hallucinogen/really bad trip with a lot of “oh no everything is monsters” BUT LIKE personally i think it would be interesting if he just bypasses all of that and skips right to triggering the physiological mechanisms of…

mousathe14:

gothsuperman:

fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight, never running from a real fight- he is the one called Sailor Moon the Batman

Pfffttt

unpretty: unpretty: @zahnie i am kind of mad tbh bc now i keep thinking about that leverage/batman crossover and it’s ridiculous. they’re using a charity gala as a way to get into the manor. eliot immediately pegs alfred for former mi6, but he can’t figure out what the fuck bruce’s deal is. something about the…

unpretty: Miscellaneous Batman headcanons as relate to my little fic universe, that may or may not ever come up because who knows: In general when it comes to Billionaire Playboy Bruce Wayne people go in one of two directions. Either he is the mysterious eccentric always galavanting around and seeing him at a party is…

raptorific: bruce wayne maintains a presence on all conspiracy theory boards with the screen name BruceWayneIsTheBatman and all his posts have titles like “BRUCE WAINE IS BAT-MAN INDISPUTABLE PROOF” and it’s just a picture of Bruce Wayne from the back next to a picture of Batman from behind and they both have the contours of their…

hedgiwithapen: idiopathicsmile: so it turns out it’s really really hard to think of an actor who would make a great batman recently got drinks with some friends and we talked about it for a long time but came to no agreement that said, i stand by my answer with total, uncharacteristic confidence:  kristen stewart. kristen…