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roachpatrol: i always thought it would be interesting to have a story where the aliens are using a universal translator so all the humans had their names translated from old english or greek or whatever. if you did this with homestuck fic, it could be especially interesting if the trolls got their names through an…

annlarimer: richiewhite: A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “you’re in here alot, are you an alcoholic?” The horse ponders for a minute and responds “I don’t think I am” And poof he disappears This is where philosophy students start to snicker, as they are familiar with Descartes postulate, “I think, therefore I…

so i was watching the 2003 star wars clone wars animation

voltgreen: and theres this one scene when general grievous first appears and he takes on like 4 jedi and 2 padawans and so this one fucking padawan right he looks familiar right? so i looked up his article on the star wars wiki his name is sha’a gi. and then Like i dont even care…

glumshoe: glumshoe: glumshoe: I’m suddenly laughing at the idea of a cliche noir detective story written in the brutally concise style of Hemingway. A woman walked into my office. She had legs. I noticed her legs. “I have a problem. I need your help,” she said. They always said that. I knew her legs weren’t…

yarrayora: So anyway Ron helping Hermione with her time turner to make sure she wouldn’t be in any danger using it, using chess pieces as an analogy of various ways timelines can happen and her polishing the notes and schedules they made to be proposed to McGonagall who squints “Mr. Weasley helped you, didn’t he?” and…

pencilhyphenmonkey:

Have you watched the new Disc-ney movie, RinceSide Out? It teaches kids about emotions by showing them what goes on inside the head of the average wizard wizzard.