thegreatstanzi: Jean Valjean, shoving breadsticks into his purse: I’m sorry i have to go Javert: like right in front of me wt f
Tag: breadsticks meme
Parent: the past couple of dates you have been on didn’t go well huh? Daughter: what makes you say that? Parent: you have been bringing home a lot of breadsticks lately and I know about the meme
georg on a date: so what do you think about statistics date: Outliers disgust me, they’re always skewing everything, I hate them georg, shoving spiders into her purse: I have to go
hozierrrrr: hozierrrrr: Date someone who will help you shove free breadsticks in your purse on the first date I made this back in like december and now look at the new meme
me: so what do you think of [MEME TEMPLATE CORRUPTED. ABORT/RETRY/IGNORE] you: retyr meme: [COMMAND NOT RECOGNIZED. CURRENT OPTIONS: ABORT/RETRY/IGNORE] you: retry meme: [REBOOTING SYSTEM…………………………… 100%] meme: [FILE SYSTEM CORRUPT. REPAIRING………………. 45%] meme: [CRITICAL FILE SYSTEM ERROR. SYSTEM CANNOT BE RESTORED] meme: [ATTEMPTING FACTORY RESET] meme: [REBOOTING SYSTEM…………………………… 100%] meme: [WELCOME TO memeOS. TO LAUNCH… Continue reading
me, on a date: so do u like memes? my date: oh hell yeah me, shoving breadsticks into my pocket: I have to g- my date, shoving breadsticks into their pocket: I have to- me: my date: me, slowly putting breadsticks back on table: tell me about urself
me on a date: do you like homestuck? date, shoving breadsticks into their purse: sorry i have to go right now