theironlegion: kayvsworld: cacw made me laugh bc like “i’m not gonna kill anyone” says bucky barnes, throwing a cinderblock at a guy’s face “i can’t control their fear” says wanda maximoff, who has, among other abilities, the power to control someone’s fear “you alright?” “always” says tony stark, who has not been even remotely alright for…

usenecessaryforce: One of the things that kills me about Civil War (and discussions about Steve’s motivation/anti-Accords stance) is that there’s actually very little reason to believe Steve was going to keep superhero-ing after the Accords passed? To the best of my memory, here’s what we know: Steve has no intention of signing the Accords. After…

redsister79:

# OH MY GOD THIS BIT I’M DYING # IT’S WHEN HE’S TRYING TO EXCUSE THE FACT THAT HE’S BEEN KEEPING WANDA IN THE HOUSE AND STEVE IS ARGUING AND HE’S 2 SECS AWAY FROM THE # GIVE ME A BREAK # THIS REMINDS ME OF THAT AOU MOMENT WHEN EVERYONE’S CONFRONTING HIM AND HE JUST CRACKS THAT SMILE ‘OH YES THIS IS VERY TERRIBLE’ # AND THE SMILE AND NERVOUS LAUGHING MAKES HIM SEEM SARCASTIC AND DISMISSIVE BUT WHEDON CONFIRMS IN THE COMMENTARY THAT # THIS IS TONY’S ‘SHIT I’M BUSTED’ NERVOUS-AS-FUCK DON’T-KNOW-WHAT-ELSE-TO-DO RESPONSE # AND YES I KINDA SEE IT HAPPENING AGAIN HERE? # STEVE HAD BEEN ABOUT TO SIGN THE THING BUT THEN TONY BROUGHT UP WANDA # STEVE ASKED WHAT WAS UP WITH HER AND TONY TOLD HIM ABOUT THE ARRANGEMENT WITH VISION AND THEN# STEVE INSTANTLY SOURED LIKE HERE YOU HAVE THIS GUY BEARING TREMENDOUS POLITICAL PRESSURE TO GET STEVE TO SIGN THE DAMN DOCUMENTS # (WE WERE ALREADY SHOWN IN THE PREVIOUS SCENES THAT TONY WAS PUTTING HIMSELF UP AS A BUFFER BETWEEN ROSS AND UNSANCTIONED ROWDY AVENGERS)# AND THEN HE GOES AND SAYS THE WRONG THING # NOT ONLY DOES HE SCREW UP HIS OWN (ALREADY FALTERING) PERSUASIVE PLAN HE ALSO GETS A MINI-LECTURE ABOUT HOW HE’S ESSENTIALLY FALLING INTO A# TRAP # WHEN HE’S ALREADY SCARED AS SHIT FOR THE FATE OF THE AVENGERS # SO IT’S LIKE # [SMILES UNEASILY] THERE ARE WORST WAYS TO PROTECT PEOPLE! # I’M DEAD AND DYING # TONY STARK # CAP 3# MCU @knightinironarmor

Captain America: Civil War – the We Are All Rational Adults Version

houseofhaleth: (The more I think about Civil War the more annoyed I get) Tony: okay so these Accords Tony: obviously the fact we’ve only just heard of them and they’re being signed in 3 days and they’re fatter than all of us is some shit Steve: language Tony: but the fact is, we can’t just…

thunderboltsortofapenny: Radical idea: 98% of everything in CW was because both Steve and Tony are human and make bad decisions based on love and fear

goddessofidiocy: goddessofidiocy: the government literally wanted to nuke new york and now THEY’RE the ones telling the avengers that they’ve caused too much damage i literally #well at least it’s 100% in character with how a government would act (via) But – it was the World Security Council that ordered New York bombed, not the US…

thestubborntortoise: I was thinking about Sam Vimes and which side of Civil War he would choose But see, he wouldn’t choose. He would arrest them all. “If someone is going to destroy my city because of an ideology squabble, it’s going to be me”

PSA: CAPTAIN AMERICA CIVIL WAR HAS TWO AFTER CREDIT SCENES

meatsounds: reblog to save a life

dailysuperhusbands: that 50 second clip pretty much proves, once again, that they’re both so right but the best possible way their ideals can actually work is ~ together ~ “we may not be perfect but the safest hands are still our own” aka hope for the best “if we don’t do this now it’s going to…

madieorally: knightinironarmor: i hate to crash the party of people who are like “pepper is the standard of completely unbiased justice and morality” but like pepper potts would literally be more pro-accords than tony #she would LITERALLY#tony would literally have to be the one telling her to calm down because in addition to a fiery personality#history…