Tag: christmas
This is bloody genius
@ashioxander-hamilton THE KIDS ARE GETTING OLD ENOUGH FOR THIS! I don’t think their santa belief will last another year. Middle will know because Oldest can’t keep secrets from him, so doing something like this will help A LOT
bitchycode: Love it on Christmas Day when a label on a present says “from mom and dad” and you just know that dad has absolutely no idea what’s inside
your fav is problematic: Santa
ladybubblegum: stability: judgmental as hell uses reindeer as slaves doesn’t even have a pilot license i don’t know what made me want to google “does santa claus have a pilot’s license” but i’m really glad i did because apparently he received one from the US assistant secretary of commerce, with the director of aeronautics as a… Continue reading your fav is problematic: Santa
December 6, 2016
holy shit have you seen this @hello-shellhead !!!
@darkly-stark asked for some Christmas Tony <333
twentyonelizards: royalpigeon: prodigalqueer: mustardprecum: apocalyptic-genderpunk: kjorteo: apocalyptic-genderpunk: tereziinateacup: bp-mikey: nominominus: just-shower-thoughts: If Jesus was born from a virgin birth, doesn’t that mean he has only an X chromosome. Wouldn’t that make him female? wait TRANS JESUS TRANS JESUS TRANS JESUS I have taken 3 years of Theology, 1 of Apologetics, and 1 of Anatomy and… Continue reading
ritavonbees: tahtherednosedtrickster: just-shower-thoughts: The moral of Rudolph the Red nose reindeer is that no one likes you unless you’re useful. rudolph the red-nosed reindeer as capitalist propaganda: discuss rudolph was already exactly as useful as the other reindeer. the moral is deviation from the norm will be punished unless it is exploitable
i accept this new Christmas canon that an Asian woman in drag is the Boss Santa
kaveirya: anotherfrankiewarrior: ewnor: nodamncatnodamncradle: simonstuck493: the Irish word for Santa Claus literally translates to “daddy december” and I don’t know how to feel about that great now i have to kinkshame ALL of IRELAND …Mais…Mais Papa Noël…*France goes hiding* PETIT Papa Noël, PETIT… c’est encore pire >.> For people who can’t read French, we call… Continue reading
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