raptorific: bruce wayne maintains a presence on all conspiracy theory boards with the screen name BruceWayneIsTheBatman and all his posts have titles like “BRUCE WAINE IS BAT-MAN INDISPUTABLE PROOF” and it’s just a picture of Bruce Wayne from the back next to a picture of Batman from behind and they both have the contours of their… Continue reading
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Bruce Wayne: [on a video screen] Unfortunately, I have been incapacitated. This is merely a recording I left in the Batcave to help you along your way. Stephanie Brown: Then how are you talking to me? Bruce Wayne: I’m not. I merely used logic to determine what questions you would ask and in what order.… Continue reading
Evidence against the argument that Superman’s disguise wouldn’t fool anyone:
bisexualbarbaragordon: adventurecomics Dolly Parton once lost a Dolly Parton look alike contest to a fucking drag queen. Charlie Chaplin once failed to even place at a Charlie Chaplin impersonator contest. Hugh Jackman went to comic con as Wolverine, only 2 people noticed him and one told him he was too tall. Christopher Reeve use to… Continue reading Evidence against the argument that Superman’s disguise wouldn’t fool anyone:
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WHAT THE FFFCUCKCKUUCC D’:
(Damian: Son Of Batman #6 Preview by the amazing Gleason, Gray, and Kalisz, how dare they. 1000 years dungeon. Pls stop making us cry)
Batman and Robin #3
queenanthai: osheamobile: The real reason Bruce Wayne keeps training kids is so that there’s eventually a gradually cascading order of vigilantes protecting Gotham. When you defeat one, there’s a slightly smaller one just behind, ready to pick up the slack. Batryoshka dolls. I am going to fucking set you on fire
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: baronessbamf: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: ohgodhesloose: missharleenfquinzel: missharleenfquinzel: missharleenfquinzel: I imagine insurance companies in Gotham can’t cover destruction from all villains, so they have plans called things like “Pick 4″. And you pick 4 villains to be covered in your policy. Kinda like putting your chips on certain squares in roulette. And of course there are plans… Continue reading
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