Things Dirk Strider will do in the new universe:

dirkar: -Get hyperfocused and obnoxiously clinical about the community garden. Measures the water with a graduated cylinder. Keeps detailed reports of each plant’s growth. Accidentally names a few after classical philosophers and rap artists. Jade paints him little signs for his favorites. Rose throws him a small, ironic funeral when Plato and Tupac get trampled…

dirkar: @toykind said: I propose we start naming Dirk’s deaths with misleading porn titles Just so we’re clear here you’re my enabler and it’s late enough to post this. ALPHA MALE TAKES THICK SWORD FOR THE FIRST TIME DESPERATE BLOND LOVES TO GIVE HEAD VULNERABLE TEEN WANTS IT HOT AND STICKY SEXY SUBMISSIVE COMPLETELY LOSES HIMSELF…

t34lbloods: i can’t believe that one of the factors in dirk turning out more decent & human than bro is that he looked up to dave strider so much

aei-sb:

There’s no other way out if it, you’re going to have to decapitate me.

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apiphyte: apiphyte: I love this post because it just makes me think about Dirk saying “there’s no other way out of it, you’re going to have to decapitate me” over the most mundane things like everyone is living together on the new planet and everyone is waking up in the morning, making breakfast and having…

zenosanalytic: t34lbloods: good morning, today I am thinking about how dirk continually being decapitated is not a metaphorical “losing his head” because he remains characteristically rational throughout, but instead a metaphor of cutting off his own head for the sake of others, a representation of his comfort sacrificing his physical safety for the people he…