if you haven’t seen Cinderella III: A Twist in Time, you are missing out
Thank you for this. I clearly was missing out on a lot in my life. Knowing that this is the guy who Cinderella ends up with makes me feel SO much better about the first one.
Of course this is the kind of asshole who would track down a girl based on 1 night of dancing and a lost shoe. Why didn’t we think of this? Well played, Mickey, well played.
brigwife: ayellowbirds: vo-kopen: tyrantisterror: tyrantisterror: tyrantisterror: tyrantisterror: I’m watching The Sword in the Stone for the first time in decades and I’ve gotten to the part where Merlin is trying to get Arthur to lose his virginity to a squirrel. Y’know, if Merlin turned that squirrel into a human it would save Camelot a significant… Continue reading
sarah531: there’s one bit in the original Beauty and the Beast that’s bugged me ever since I saw it as a kid? It’s when Mrs Potts is sending Chip to bed and she says “hop into the cupboard with your brothers and sisters” and there are? lots of other Chip-like cups in there? possible conclusions… Continue reading
onenutman: thecuriousviolet: bimuslimheaux: fandomshatepeopleofcolor: OK so I think the reason the last person thought Moana was Polynesian was because Māui is in both Maori mythology and Polynesian mythology. mod m I mean specifically she’s Maori but I thought Polynesia included tons of islands like New Zealand, Hawaii, Samoa, etc and within that there are tons… Continue reading Moana is Maori, not polynesian. Do your research and stop being racist
If you listen to the end of tangled…. Rapunzel and Eugene didnt get married until several years later
same with Aladdin and jasmine!
And Belle was trapped in that castle for months with Beast; I’m pretty sure at least a year.
Also Tiana and her prince were together as frogs for an indeterminate length of time before they married.
Tumblr gets schooled by the Disney fandom
Also let’s not forget Aurora was betrothed (which uhh, was a thing and some places still is).
Cinderella had to be locked in her home away from her prince whilst she knew he was looking for her.
I love how no one is trying to defend Ariel and Snow.
When Ariel was permanently turned back into a human by her father, we don’t know how much time passed between that day and their wedding.
Snow was under the sleeping curse for at least half a year. Remember the lovely commentary animated films used to do? At the end of the film, it states, “The Prince, who had searched far and wide, heard of the maiden who slept in the glass coffin.” Additionally, it shows changes in season. And finally we don’t even see a marriage between The Prince and Snow.
I love this fandom
🙌👏
So really, Anna is the only princess who tries to marry a prince right away
I am so proud of everyone who commented on this
This post is priceless. Way to go, Disnerds!
And wait, WTF. Why are the princesses the targets of derision here? Prince Phillip was ready to marry Aurora after just running into her in the forest. And then he risked his life and fought a dragon. He didn’t even know her real name, he thought she was some random peasant from the woods and he was ready to walk away from his kingdom. Why isn’t he on trial here?
Prince Charming, same thing. He’d met Snow White before, but he didn’t know she was the maiden he was looking for. He literally heard about some dead girl in the woods and was like, “I must have her for my bride.” We’re going to blame that on Snow White? She was unconscious. And aside from singing one song about him, she was kind of wrapped up in her own thing with her dwarf friends.
Jasmine didn’t even want to get married at all for like 90% of the movie. Aladdin pursued her, going so far as to completely overhaul his image to impress her.
Cinderella didn’t ever say she wanted to get married, either. Her Prince dancd with her once, then tracked her down by her shoe size. Again, he was the one who wanted to get married. She kind of just went back to her regular life with a bittersweet memory.
WTF is up with blaming princesses for the princes’ bad judgment?
thorneofbriar: onceyougodutch: chasertiff: Okay, so he’s got a girly face, and he wears tights and some high boots. Sure. But check out that noble steed. That’s one ready-to-kick-ass-and-take-names steed. While other princesses just run away and leave nothing, Philip gets AN INVITE TO HER HOUSE. He gets a song, a dance, and a first date.… Continue reading Prince Philip is the most badass prince EVER. And here’s why.
prokopetz: Random headcanon: the curse on the Beast’s servants in Disney’s Beauty and the Beast is tied to the role, not the individual person. They could go back to being human any time they wanted simply by quitting their jobs. They stick around mostly because being an anthropomorphic clock is still better than being an… Continue reading
The evolution of Snow White and Grumpy’s friendship. When asked by Huell Howser in the mid 1980s who her favorite dwarf was, Adriana Caselotti- the voice of Snow White- replied with “Grumpy”. To a much dumbfounded Howser, Adriana explained that Grumpy truly loved Snow White and perhaps had been the most protective of her over all of the other dwarfs, only he hid this side of himself. “But he always had that one twinkle in his eye,” she finishes, “and I knew that twinkle was there.”
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