pettyartist: The one D&D session, our group decided to stay the night at an inn.  Our rogue places some traps at the door and everyone goes to sleep. My character, the warrior of the group, decides she’s had enough of sleeping in armor and takes it off– deciding the group has traps at the door,…

I’m being a player instead of a DM for the first time for a pick up session of d&d…. and I’m playing a human necromancer named Tom. It’s Tom Riddle. I’m playing fucking young voldemort and I really want to see how long it takes them to notice. I’ve been vague about my familiar who is a small black snake named Naga (nagini). All they know is “a small animal” bc my DM said I could have one. I’m so amused. Suggestions?

blackkatmagic: xD See if you can acquire a cup, locket, ring, and/or diadem. Obsess over them. See if anyone notices. 

worddevourer: yourplayersaidwhat: Context: the party is traversing a mountain pass in a blizzard a la Lord of the Rings scene. DM has everyone roll the dice to see if they don’t fall down the cliff, and dwarf warrior in heavy plate armor fails the check.  DM: Heavy gust of wind pushed you off the path.…

nonbinaryvexahlia: nonbinaryvexahlia: nonbinaryvexahlia: i fucking love pathfinder and dungeons and dragons because of how easy it is to break an entire game with a single massively lucky dice roll unrelated: our GM wants every single person in my party dead, but especially our paladin so, my party found a magical wishing well fountain, and on a whim…

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yourplayersaidwhat: [We’re in the middle of a dungeon fighting some orcs. My character is at like 75% so nobody’s worried- we were almost done with the skirmish and knew we could rest after. My name’s alice and im a big striker goliath- and apparently me dying then would have ruined the DMs plans for next…

thedrunkdm:

And for a short time, every donkey in every campaign was safe. 

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stevonnie: idk if i ever mentioned this but my friends and i have a dnd campaign and our characters are: mettaton’s consciousness trapped in a motorola razr rick astley but he can’t sing bernie sanders with a really long beard that gives him powers my sculpture teacher javert’s soul repossessing a littlest petshop toy imperator…