unpretty: unpretty: another dumb headcanon: superman is nice to birds because of course he is, and helps out birds who are in distress. also he can fly around with them. birds see a lot more of superman than they do of most people, basically. the unexpected consequence of this is that the crows of metropolis…

theappleppielifestyle: This is a commission for islegirl808, who wanted this stevetony prompt: ‘Steve says how hot that guy Tony Stark is, not knowing that the man is right behind him.’ This rolls in at 6k. – Steve is too busy watching the TV behind the bar to notice a man sit down next to Bucky…

When Voldemort had Cedric Diggory killed, he said this: kill the spare.

Hannah heard it whispered in the hallways, too, right behind ‘sheep’ and ‘not smart not brave not cunning’ and simply ‘Puff’. Potions with Snape was always a treat. He hated Harry Potter, but the black and yellow only earned his disdain. But even Flitwick sometimes sighed when Justin Finch-Fletchey just couldn’t quite figure out a charm.

And Hannah, in a quiet, accustomed, burning way, fumed. We are not spare parts.

You think we’re your cast offs. You think we’re the kids no other House wanted to take.

Well, here’s a clue for you, suckers. This is a story about choice. The wand chooses the wizard but the wizard chooses the House. When that Hat goes on your head, it doesn’t forbid you things, it offers them to you.

We are not your castoffs. We’re just the kids who didn’t choose you.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/2089398, ‘naive: in defense of hannah abbott’ by dirgewithoutmusic, aka ink-splotch
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imaginaryelle: My fic entry for the capim-tinybang​ round JUSTICE and the utterly adorable art by selofain​. Mini-Doom and his teeny-bots have taken over the main workbench again. The mini-Avengers stand ready to face him, Cap and Iron Man flanked by Thor and Wasp, with Captain Marvel and Spider Woman hovering above them. Spider Man clings…

hythe: the ultimate test of willpower happens at 1:30 AM when you see… it

flamingoslim: cupidsbower: loudest-subtext-in-television: I love that “homage,” “pastiche,” “reboot,” “retelling,” and “fanfic” all mean the same damn thing, except that the last one is written primarily by women for free, and often includes sex, especially queer sex, so it’s delegitimized in the eyes of society. And by “I love” I mean “I don’t love” because…