cantinaband:

Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking… Nerfherder!
Who’s scruffy-looking?

notbecauseofvictories: another thing that I think about a lot is how absolutely terrible han solo is at calculating when he’s going to make planetfall which is not to say han solo is bad with numbers, han solo is one of those self-taught savants, who can do complicated interest calculations in his head; what han solo…

12 Times Han Solo Used The Force Without Knowing It

spatscolombo:

cracked:

I need Han to accidentally be force strong, mostly because HE WOULD HATE THAT SO MUCH

“Wow so you’re basically a self-taught Jedi”
“WHAT–ARE YOU–I’M THE BEST PILOT IN–”
“That’s force shit”
“I’M AN EXCELLENT SHOT”
“Yeah, because of the force”
“I’M INCREDIBLY PERSUASIVE”
“That’s the force making people believe your terrible lies against all reason ”
“I’LL SEE YOU IN HELL”

primarybufferpanel:

brydeswhale:

spoonmeb:

kalinara:

culturevulture73:

bbgirlravenclaw:

Finn aka Big Deal

I loved Han calling him Big Deal…

The Han – Finn relationship in the Force Awakens is so underrated in my opinion.

I mean, from the beginning Han knows this kid is lying.  He may not know about the ex-Stormtrooper thing, but he knows he’s not Resistance.

And Han just doesn’t care.  He finds him amusing, he looks out for the kid, he never judges him for wanting to flee from the First Order.  Then there’s all of their interaction on the Starkiller planet.  It’s just so fun to watch.

People love saying that Han instadopted Rey, but he picked up two kids that day. 

Tbh, Han was probably just relieved when Finn had some sense, UNLIKE EVERYONE ELSE HE EVER MET.

#but seriously – the fact that Han sized him up in 0.5 seconds and tagged him#‘genuinely
good not a concern can probably help in a jam ignore anything he
actually says cause he’s running scared and kind of adorable#is one of my favorite ‘scoundrel’ abilities 🙂 (@redshoesnblueskies)

bobafett:

#dear diary: the search for my asshole brother in law continues #although today I picked up an overexcitable child from a desert planet who could do crazy shit with a spaceship so #……..close enough? (via notbecauseofvictories)

On the Millennium Falcon, and the issue of Parsecs…

peashooter85: machinegodonvacation: mechanicusdeus: I’ve heard the discussion about Han Solo’s famous “Kessel Run” time and time again – both inside the Star Wars community and outside it. Common consensus seems to be that Han Solo’s boast that the Falcon could do the run in 12 parsecs indicates that Solo has no idea what a parsec is,…

evawrites: jcatgrl: noblealice: ugh, like there is LITERALLY no canonical evidence for the ~han solo: space womanizer~ head canon. like, when he first meets the ONE female character in the entire series that he interacts with he is GROUCHY and SHOUTY at her, not sauve and dashing. she thinks he is a tool and tells…