incorrectzeroescapequotes: Junpei: How’s the cutest guy around doing?Carlos [not looking up]: I don’t know. How are you?Junpei [voice cracking]: Fine.

By the end of this tournament, I plan to have all of you in tears. And it shall be GLORIOUS.

Kuroko Tetsuya to the GoM, probably (via incorrectknb)

Dazai: Are you suggesting that I occasionally stray away from the rulebook? Kunikida: No, I’m suggesting that you do not own a copy of the rulebook, and if you do, you have certainly never opened it.

incorrectzeroescapequotes: Sigma: There is a spare key, and a master key for the lab. Akane has them both. When I asked ‘What if you die, Akane, how will we get into the lab?’, she said ‘If I’m dead, you guys have been dead for weeks.’

One time my teacher gave me an F on a paper and wrote “see me after school” on it and i was stressing all day about it but when i went later to ask him what was wrong with it he changed the F to an A and said “you were pissing me off this week i wanted you to suffer for a few hours” and i didn’t trust him for the rest of the year

Midoriya Izuku on Aizawa Shouta

Aaron: What are you doing? Nicky: Calling an ambulance. Aaron: Why? Nicky: I heard Neil telling Andrew that he’s fine. If he wasn’t bleeding before, he is now.

berry-muffin:

i’ll be back with palmetto 99 at some point but for now please have some long distance sadness and andrew’s deadpan jokes.

My mother would be ashamed of me if I was a murderer. But my father, on the other hand… he’d buy me an ice cream.

Neil Josten, probably (via incorrecttfc)

I have a guitar-shaped garden. It’s called the guitarden.

Klavier Gavin (via incorrectaceattorneyquotes)

My father’s a good guy, you know, if you ignore everything that he does on purpose and concentrate on all of the things that he does by accident.

Declan Lynch (via incorrecttrcquotes)