ssantisheep:

brrochu:

Is this gonna be a problem because I’m gonna need your help here…

#i bet pepper always had to deal with this problem where tony calls her being all unnervingly vague AND specific at the same time#like ‘are your heels higher than 1.73 inches today’ ‘what’ ‘of course they are. can you come in; i need you’#‘how many times have you gone to the bathroom today so far?’#‘is your hair up in a ponytail or a bun?’#‘if you had to compare your soul to a tropical fruit; which would it be’#half the time that’s just him picking passwords for his shit. sometimes he just needs physical help in the lab#during their first date; when they hit a silent awkward spot in conversation (as it turned out tony was like…. very visibly nervous during#that date bc 1] he so desperately wanted not to fuck it up and 2] last time he went on an actual honest to god DATE#was with candice; nineteen-ninety-fucking-one)#pepper whispers to him: ‘you could ask me about my preferences’ and she’s expecting ‘what’s your favorite color/movie/season/food/etc’#tony fucking casually and innocently stabs her in the heart with#‘what is it like to be so happy you need to cry’#pepper’s internally like#’​does he even realize how sad his casual comments are sometimes?’ she still remembers the time he just shrugged like#’i don’t have anyone but you’ #and externally she’s like#’i hope i’ll help you find out what being that happy feels like’#(she succeeds) #tony stark #pepper potts#what the fuck was this #pepperony #long post #headcanon#mcu #favorite movie (X)

comicsohwhyohwhy:

There’s a limited amount of things we all expect on a cover that features Iron Man. If your list includes the following, congratulations, you are the target audience for this.

Pink bunnies from hell? Check.

Sad fish with arms and legs and bird feathers? Check.

Iron Shlong partly obscured by what looks like the old word clip on LDS? Check.

Eyeballs with arms and legs? Check. (Seriously, everything on there has way too many arms and legs.)

Garden gnomes sitting on pizzas with wings? Check.

Pink evil octopuses from hell? Check.

Terrible pink phoenix symbolism? Check.

And Tony cloaked in rainbows, with golden angel wings, burning randomly and looking as if him being on fire were the least of his problems? Check.

(Variant cover for Avengers vol. 4, issue 2)

flange5:

YOUR FAVE COULD NEVER. (Tony you glorious dork)

Iron Man vol 1, #136 (1980)

^{I didn’t expect that.}

jameskirk:

I’m your nuclear deterrent. It’s working. We’re safe. America is secure. You want my property? You can’t have it. But I did you a big favour. I’ve successfully privatised world peace.