dontkillbirds: sleepy-loopin: dontkillbirds: Headcanon: Professor McGonagall has a muggle wife she never mentions to the students, because they never ask. Four years after Harry’s left Hogwarts he visits McGonagall’s home to talk her out of retirement, and the door is opened by a woman he doesn’t recognise. Confused, he introduces himself and asks to see…

AU where everything is the same except that Ron and McGonagall start a chess club, and it’s FREAKING AWESOME.

lestrangely: • Because Minerva McGonagall isn’t gonna let an eleven year old kid beat her at sudden death chess and get away with it. • Ron is a really good president just ‘cos all he expects from members is that they try. You can be horrible at chess (Harry) or extremely good at it (Dean…

roachpatrol: roachpatrol: “I’m disgusted,” said Professor McGonagall. “Four students out of bed in one night! I’ve never heard of such a thing before!” (from the philosopher’s stone) minerva you fucking liar so ok i bet minerva’s spent like the last thirty years pretending to students that their transgressions are totally unique new crimes just to really…

subterranean-lovesick-alien: latinkilledtheromans: My favorite head canon is that Mcgonagall actually had a pet cat that looks EXACTLY like her animagus form and lets it wander around Hogwarts to put all her coworkers on edge It’s only after it pisses in Snape’s office, jumps up on Flitwick’s lap and starts kneading, and serenely and thoroughly licks…

curttu: snapslikethis: thefandomnoob: snapslikethis: Okay but can we talk about McGonagall not only made special arrangements for harry to be seeker (listen she didn’t ask Dumbledore she told him and he shrugged and was like ur my fav do what you want) but then she did exactly what she wanted which was to drop a…