fluffybelle: sassytail: apollothegoatboy: alright screw it i’ll tell it so one day dionysus, god of partying, grows tired of his empty lifestyle, filled with drugs, sex, wild raves and sex. something is missing from his life. and it’s definitely not sex. after some contemplation, he decides it’s his mum he needs. bad news is, she…

the-man-who-sold-za-warudo: filthyshitpostingfujoshi: filthyshitpostingfujoshi: joner: waluigf: joner: Name one person who jacks off more than me this guy I said a PERSON, not a legend THE GOD RETURNS TO MY DASH ooh I almost forgotFun Facts about Masanobu He has at least one two hour jack off training sessions each day while his GF cooks breakfast…

lazyleezard:

if someone had stopped me when i asked i wouldn’t be behind my homework and i wouldn’t be shamefully posting this 

i blame every single one of you

Okay, so I’m /actually/ about to write a porn fic to AO3, and I’m interested in knowing what the difference is between the M rating and E rating. Able to enlighten me?

tinsnip: Mature is ‘and then they made love.’ Explicit is ‘and here’s how they did it exactly.’ To wit: mature. He looked at the envelope, spread out before him. God, he’d never been this hungry. Could he be gentle enough? Slow enough? He didn’t want to damage it, didn’t want to do anything he’d regret……

castiel-knight-of-hell: ginnymcqueen: stylinsonxhealy: satanstrousers: One of my friends asked me the other day if I would suck one thousand dicks for a billion dollars, and I love questions like that because not only are they so demonstrative of the no-homo society we live in, but they also show a fundamental lack of understanding that some…