skaterboynoah: christycorr: needlekind: anoteinpink: fourofthem: au where the trojan war is a party menelaus throws to win back his girlfriend who left him for some douchebag and he ropes all his friends into helping him and wacky shenanigans happen and a running gag is that odysseus doesn’t even want to be there he’s got shit…

thoodleoo: i don’t really know why people keep saying that nobody knows ancient greek. i think it would be pretty obvious that odysseus, king of ithaka, would know ancient greek.