oldcoyote: i had a moment today while watching a whiny shitlord complain about the injustice of new sci-fi media having more female leads, i suddenly felt the strangest sense of déjà vu. i couldn’t pintpoint it at first but then out of nowhere, it fucking dawned on me

so i have a harry potter fanfic pet peeve now and it’s all because of you repeatedly pointing out that Hermione is Six Inches From Being A Dark Witch and like why does every single Harry Goes Dark fic have HERMIONE being the one who freaks out about it like no she’d be like “oh okay cool that means I can show you all this research I’ve been doing in secret from you for years!” like come on fandom

bramblepatch: starcrossed-sky: bramblepatch: starcrossed-sky: bramblepatch: starcrossed-sky: bramblepatch: RIGHT And then it’s Ron who flips his shit and doesn’t talk to either of them for months and when he does it’s mostly because Ginny nags him because Are You All Forgetting Which Weasley Dated A Slytherin And Is Known For Hexing Very Well Ginny will not… Continue reading so i have a harry potter fanfic pet peeve now and it’s all because of you repeatedly pointing out that Hermione is Six Inches From Being A Dark Witch and like why does every single Harry Goes Dark fic have HERMIONE being the one who freaks out about it like no she’d be like “oh okay cool that means I can show you all this research I’ve been doing in secret from you for years!” like come on fandom

queenanthai: osheamobile: The real reason Bruce Wayne keeps training kids is so that there’s eventually a gradually cascading order of vigilantes protecting Gotham. When you defeat one, there’s a slightly smaller one just behind, ready to pick up the slack. Batryoshka dolls. I am going to fucking set you on fire

iztarshi: brawltogethernow: readalong: scaredcoffeebean: honestly u haven’t lived until u’ve imagined ur otp getting into an intense argument over gravity falls fan theories  #I just imagined Gil and Tarvek doing this#I don’t think Agatha would care#but Gil and Tarvek can both read code without thinking#Gil’s trained to almost Sherlockian levels of observation and Tarvek is… Continue reading

mtjester: Okay, but real talk, Vriska is so dumb.  She literally could’ve just gone, “Yep, just gonna use Tavros to control the god cat, on account of the fact that I, Vriska Serket, can control Tavros Nitram, who can control animals, without fusing with them, especially since I’m going to have to keep him asleep anyway.”… Continue reading