what i learned today while tallying homestuck statistics:

theenglishmanwithallthebananas: theenglishmanwithallthebananas: Dave has no idea how to end a conversation. I mean, I knew he just never shut the fuck up, but i’m trying to tally the number of conversations and in acts 1-4, and dave has had like, 8, total. cause whenever someone else says goodbye he just keeps talking at them until…