Want a trendy French name for your baby? Just open a fucking dictonary and pick at random without looking at the definition, THIS IS SUCH A GREAT IDEA. Not.

pardonmyfrenchputain: Right off the bat, it starts pretty bad. I mean, if you’re gonna use some ridiculous adjectives, at least try to properly match the gender to the spelling. ffs. ( French adjectives change to agree in gender and number with the nouns that they modify ) “charming French children’s song” yeah right. Alouette gentille…