reddragdiva: davidsevera: Hope you’re all ready for: Ron Weasley and the Methods of Milquetoast Liberalism I Actually Agree With Hagrid and the Methods of Neo-Trotskyism Draco Malfoy and the Methods of Holy Quran Dumbledore and the Methods of Liberation Theology Severus Snape and the Methods of Tuvan Throat-Singing Luna Lovegood and the Methods of Basque…

gay-jesus-probably: sonnetscrewdriver: mollmaeve: if you ever feel left out just remember that you weren’t the fifth gryffindor guy in the marauders’ dormitory I don’t know if the timeline works even a little bit but my headcanon was always that that fifth dude was Kingsley Shacklebolt and that he immediately made a conscious decision to stay…

theironlegion: omgpadfoot: Just imagine though all the letters that must have been sent home about the shit Hermione did at school or updates the school sends to muggle parents so they’re kept in the know. And she’s never been in trouble before so her parents think this is just regular wizarding school hijinks because it…

stupidjewishwhiteboy: janothar: marauders4evr: I’ve spent years making post after post trying to pinpoint the exact thing that Daniel Handler (Lemony Snicket) did differently than J.K. Rowling, which caused him to somehow turn Olaf into an amazing villain while Snape is still causing hatred and controversy in the fandom a decade later. And after mentioning something…

the golden trio? more like the rgb trio

the joke is that none of them actually have any clue as to what the volt is because wizards don’t know shit about physics

sadfishkid:

sadfishkid:

do you guys remember that one text post about pyjamas the terror being an anagram for harry james potter? 

so initially I was going to draw only harry wearing a pyjamas the terror t-shirt, but then I googled online anagram generator and had so much fun with it that ended up drawing the entire gang

(on twitter)

ron (through tears): no one tell him

bemusedlybespectacled: reysmarauders: zamaron: kramergate: zamaron: kramergate: I vividly remember the scene in like the second movie where the Weasleys were looking at their school supply list and Molly was like “I really don’t know how we’re going to afford it this year” after they had just risked life and limb to rescue Harry and Harry…

I’m being a player instead of a DM for the first time for a pick up session of d&d…. and I’m playing a human necromancer named Tom. It’s Tom Riddle. I’m playing fucking young voldemort and I really want to see how long it takes them to notice. I’ve been vague about my familiar who is a small black snake named Naga (nagini). All they know is “a small animal” bc my DM said I could have one. I’m so amused. Suggestions?

blackkatmagic: xD See if you can acquire a cup, locket, ring, and/or diadem. Obsess over them. See if anyone notices. 

bramblepatch: Realtalk though, even if Sirius hadn’t taken the fall for the Potters’ deaths, I doubt he would have been given the opportunity to raise Harry. To suggest that he would have requires that we ignore that: Albus Dumbledore was essentially a law unto himself within the wizarding world at the time – for all…

drinkyourfuckingmilk:

I’m rereading prisoner of azkaban and fully appreciating how wild it is that of all the people ron could have made friends with, it’s the guy whose parents were murdered by his pet rat.