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Tag: puns
anothersleepysheepie: daysofmyown: safety-officer-barto: badsciencejokes: There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of you will understand this.
Dyingggggg
Part of me wants to save this for a Punday, but no.
Sweet, there’s a Freud one in here 😉
queenanthai: osheamobile: The real reason Bruce Wayne keeps training kids is so that there’s eventually a gradually cascading order of vigilantes protecting Gotham. When you defeat one, there’s a slightly smaller one just behind, ready to pick up the slack. Batryoshka dolls. I am going to fucking set you on fire
Because I could.
Clearly it should be synonym small round breadstuffs. 😀
Sam, I thought you’d appreciate this. Today I found a bee that seemed to be dying, so I gave it some sugar water and after a bit it pepped up enough to fly away. Then I realized… I have the power over life and death (of bees). That makes me… A NECTARMANCER. I have never been more proud of a pun, but the woman I was working with didn’t get it. I thought you might get a kick out of it.
copperbadge: NECTARMANCER GET OUT (I love this pun more than I love honey.)
civem: v0ldewhoret: sometimes I feel like a seal is just a neutral sea lion neutral as in without an ion everyone needs to see this post i’m not sorry
Javert’s death scene. Or, as I like to call it, the mise-en-Seine