musicalluna: ipoiledi: i got this 😀 “Wilson, this is Rhodey; Rhodey, Wilson,” Tony Stark says, and suddenly some six foot tall sexy guy is shoved right in front of Sam, and they both stumble a little, bumping into each other. This is a crowded party. “You guys have things in common, right?” Stark asks. “Uh, Army… Continue reading omg sam/rhodey!!!! how would their first meeting go? part of me wants sam to be all cute and blushy and military cuz he’s MEETING A COLONEL but also he charmed captain america with very little effort. maybe his squeeing is all inner monologue? or maybe rhodey comes to a random VA meeting and immediately gets a crush because sam is so charming and sweet. SO MANY POSSIBILITIES
Tag: rhodey
Tony: Okay, forget it. Forget it. But I am gonna ask you a question, and I want you to tell me the truth– Does this gun serve any kind of purpose, or is it purely phallic?
Rhodey: You think now’s the time for the “no guns” talk?
Tony: Yeah, that’s what I thought.
Rhodey: Tony, no, don’t–
Tony: You feel like carrying that thing around had any kind of negative effect on your posture?
Rhodey: There’s no need to hurt my feelings.
My Aesthetic: Rhodey drunkenly yelling at Tony how much he matters to him while completely ignoring the beautiful women dancing in front of them.
You can’t be distracted right now. Listen to me!
#Rhodey #RHODEYYYY #this is so … just … Rhodey loves Tony so much#he believes in him so much #in his heart omg #he just #gets him so much and OMG #he’s so earnest about it too #just ahhhhh #Rhodeyyyyy
@sakuratsukikage SAME
RIGHT
RIGHT THOUGH
AAAAGH
This gets me so deep in my heart, because here they are, before everything, and Rhodey sees this about Tony, and wants him to see it too. He believes in him so much–he understands something about Tony that it seems even Tony doesn’t want to see. It’s just. AHHHH.
Especially the line that comes right after, where’s he’s insisting (and insisting Tony believe) that Tony is a good man. It’s such a beautiful contrast with his earlier “I know you don’t respect me because you don’t respect yourself”. Both are true.
bayoublackjack: I saw a post that said Pepper is the one person who has been looking out for Tony’s interest for the longest time. And I mean I like Pepperony as much as the next person but… Credit to koriandr & trounormands for the gifs
Wanna see who your real friends are? Screw up and see who’s still there.
-Unknown
#I can’t even fucking tell you guys #how much I love Rhodey’s whole ‘rolling with it’ attitude with shit #this is what I aspire to be like #just #’got burned out of my suit’ #’rolling with it’ #’dude breathes fire’ #’can deal with it’ #’Tony has 47 fucking thousand suits’ #’I got a .45 and a green polo shirt’ #’I can do this man’#rHODEY FOR PRESIDENT (via iamwarmachine)
#oh god now i actually want to write Rhodey For President#Tony finances the whole campaign easily#it’s a joke until rhodey realizes how shit the other candidates are#RHODEY BECOMES PRESIDENT#THE SECRET SERVICE HATES HIM BECAUSE HE’S WAR MACHINE AND IS ALSO A SUPERHERO
And he still goes chasing after Tony when Tony does stupid shit. The Secret Services eventually institutes a Code Stark, meaning “The president flew off again to pull Stark’s ass out of the fire. May as well break out the beer and cards. They’ll be back in two days, and then the PR Department will be working overtime to cover up the explosions.”
whatjanesays: So post-AoU the new Avengers team have this unspoken side project that involves making sure that Steve never goes off on his own while he’s following up a lead on Bucky. There are a few reasons for this. Mostly it’s just a bad idea to let anyone chase questionable threads on their own but… Continue reading
Give me something. You’re like a sphinx, I can’t read you.
#listen here you asshole this is RHODEY you’re talking to#this is the guy whose best friend is tony stark#and this guy didn’t meet today’s tony#with the polish and the glitter and the ~~razzledazzle~~#rhodey met teenager tony#tiny rageball tony who took his feelings out on MIT lab equipment at midnight#who had NO CONCEPT of reasonable limits w/r/t/ explosions experiments electricution and other terrifying E’s#things went boom around tony all the goddamn time#just unrefined unpolished chaos#and this guy#THIS FUCKING GUY#took a good hard look at that hot mess and went YES. THIS ONE.#CHAOS SOUNDS GOOD TO ME WHERE DO I SIGN UP#that’s the guy you’re talking to asshole#and you think you can convince him with some silly guns????#meanwhile rhodey’s over here like ‘they’re not even pretty smh smh’#RHODEYYYYYYY
Two times that Rhodey hands Tony something and nobody tries to analyze the meanings of or even remember, for that matter.
🙂
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