everyworldneedslove:

unclesteeb:

pastelfalcon:

tonyefuckingstark:

#Sam Wilson: Sassy Bitch Graduate 2k14

I always kinda fixate on how Sam’s gaze lingers condescendingly on Steve after he delivers this line, and it’s produced this headcanon where after the VA scene, Sam and Steve go out on a date and hit it off really well and go back to Sam’s place and bang, but Steve wakes up while Sam is still making breakfast and is like “I’m sorry to do this, but I have to go” and is apologetic and cringe-y and Sam kinda watches him dubiously with his spatula in hand but is like “alright, man, see you around.” Whether Steve left because he got cold feet or a mission kinda varies in my head. But it makes Sam’s “if u EAT breakfast u fuckin shit” face in this scene (and the startled but slightly reserved way he initially answers the door) funnier to me.

Like I have not been able to stop thinking about this????

It… also kinda explains Steve’s little “okay I deserved that” head bob?

turtleoftheabyss: Now that I’m thinking about the disparity between Sam and rhodey’s opinions…. Rhodey is extremely well-educated and it’s backed up by more than one piece of evidence. Not only did he go to MIT and get his degree, but he actually made it into the air force officer ranks, AND he’s high-ranking. (Also that…

mymompickedthisurl:

All New Captain America Special #1

I’m rewatching Civil War and it occurs to me that Sam Wilson is most definitely not the Sane One. He tries to outrun the supersoldier that already lapped him three times in his first appearance. He purposely antagonizes the guy that just tore through a UN superjail. He’s the only one that doesn’t address T’Challa as “your highness” and tries to start snarky banter. Point is, Natasha was the Responsible One. Or Clint or Pepper. Sam is one of the crazy idiots who constantly need bail money.

stele3: fatcr0w: ageisia: fatcr0w: THANK YOU. Everyone writes Sam as the replacement Bucky but guys, Bucky is trying to go into hiding because there are now TWO Steves on the loose.  TWO of them.  The only thing that makes him seem relatively sane is the lack of super abilities but anyone who thinks it’s a…

falcondiment:

considering what birds usually sing about, understanding what they say may not always be a gift 

omg sam/rhodey!!!! how would their first meeting go? part of me wants sam to be all cute and blushy and military cuz he’s MEETING A COLONEL but also he charmed captain america with very little effort. maybe his squeeing is all inner monologue? or maybe rhodey comes to a random VA meeting and immediately gets a crush because sam is so charming and sweet. SO MANY POSSIBILITIES

musicalluna: ipoiledi: i got this 😀  “Wilson, this is Rhodey; Rhodey, Wilson,” Tony Stark says, and suddenly some six foot tall sexy guy is shoved right in front of Sam, and they both stumble a little, bumping into each other. This is a crowded party. “You guys have things in common, right?” Stark asks. “Uh, Army…