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This is bloody genius

@ashioxander-hamilton THE KIDS ARE GETTING OLD ENOUGH FOR THIS! I don’t think their santa belief will last another year. Middle will know because Oldest can’t keep secrets from him, so doing something like this will help A LOT

your fav is problematic: Santa

ladybubblegum: stability: judgmental as hell uses reindeer as slaves doesn’t even have a pilot license i don’t know what made me want to google “does santa claus have a pilot’s license” but i’m really glad i did because apparently he received one from the US assistant secretary of commerce, with the director of aeronautics as a…