grnkle:

_{STAN: The only wrinkly monster who harasses my family is me!}

_{Gravity Falls, Scary-oke (2014) dir. Rob Renzetti}

GF Headcanon #48

headful-of-feathers: thesnadger: snapback-gravity-falls: theory-anon: headful-of-feathers: thesnadger: snapback-gravity-falls: Stan had a hard time lying to kids’ faces outright. He had a lot of practice with Soos (who at first after growing fond to him, he found it hard to lie to) which is why he can lie to Dipper and Mabel so easily. Even then, he…

thesnadger: Headcanon that the first time Stan called Ford “Sixer” after they made up he winced a little. Headcanon that much later, Ford worked up the courage to explain why. During one of many late night talks on the Stan O’War, he told Stan about his time with Bill. How Bill had plucked the childhood nickname…

thesnadger: pinesinthewoods: saisai-chan: okay but for real one of my favorite scenes in the ending credits is when Mabel hands Stan her grappling hook and Stan’s immediate response is to grab Ford and shoot up into the trees it’s especially funny because Ford doesn’t even seem to weigh anything to Stan. he just immediately picks…

annieisyourfavourite:

what i find so incredibly painful about this scene more than anything is that stan finally, finally, has everything he’s ever wanted right here, and he has no idea. he has no clue that he’s waited 40 years to hug his brother again. he has no idea he’s waited his whole life for someone to appreciate him. he has no clue that all he’s ever wanted is to be a hero. he doesn’t even know that the man in front of him has his face because he doesn’t know what he looks like. he doesn’t even understand the significance of the clothes they’re wearing, or the fez on top of his head. he has absolutely no idea that this should be the best moment of his life.

he’s just lost.

You know, I like to think that if Ford really did kick Stan out, a lot of people would end up disliking him for it: Abuelita hates him for taking Soos’ father figure, Wendy for losing her summer job, various other townsfolk because there’s now an unexpected Stan-shaped hole in their lives that’s been replaced “Ford the Aggressively Anti-social Shut-in,” etc. Stan wasn’t the most popular man in Gravity Falls, but he did manage to make a place for himself in the community more than Ford ever did.

agentquinn: thesnadger: Stan wasn’t the most popular man in Gravity Falls, but he did manage to make a place for himself in the community more than Ford ever did. YES YES EXACTLY. People would notice he’s missing for sure, probably much more than they’d expect. Lazy Susan would miss seeing him at her diner. He…

traveling-magpie: abaikgirl: But can we just talk about how much it says about Stan’s character that he was present for Dipper and Mabel’s birth? Think of the timing. They were born at the end of the summer in California meaning Stan traveled to California probably up to a week before the due date,leaving the Mystery…