sadgaywerewolf: Catch me in class quoting Sam Vimes during political debates

bookhobbit: One thing I enjoy about Vimes is that he’s naturally a very noir, as in the genre, person…but Discworld, by contrast, isn’t noir at all. And neither is virtually anyone else around him. So you get stuff like this Detritus quote, aka my favorite description of Vimes: Mr Vimes is okay but he a…

legalize-greenleaf: The Discworld fanart that fucked me up the most is from Jingo and it’s got a badly wounded Vimes lying in a pile of rubble surrounded by the dead members of the Watch hearing his planner going “12:00: Sam Vimes negotiates ceasefire. 12:15: impromptu football game organized by Commander Carrot” and such Cause the book’s…

copperbadge: athousanderrors: kiss-my-aspergers: cosmictuesdays: witchylana: unbuttonedinawood: pasiphile: fructosebat: swanjolras: when i find myself in times of trouble terry pratchett comes to me whispering sam vimes once arrested a motherfucking dragon you are capable of literally anything Sam Vimes once arrested two opposing armies to end a war. x Sam Vimes fought an ancient mind-controlling spirit…

rob-anybody: spacetwinks: turns out you’re wrong, sherlock holmes. i don’t do any kind of farming or professionally take care of dogs or anything you said. i threw on all this shit to see which and how many wild assumptions you’d make about me from one random glance, like an asshole. and you did. you made…

k-cervantes:

i-normally-dont requested Vimes as a rhino centaur.

I couldn’t stop at just Sam now could I?
Bonus: Vimes making animal noises from “Where’s my cow?”

Bedtime (short) stories

pencil-monkey: Narrator Voice: Once upon a time, there was a tiny little girl. She was so small, she was no bigger than a dwarf battle-breadstick meme. And so, she was named Crumbelina. She was also as tough and strong as a dwarf battle-breadstick, so none of the other gnomes and pictsies and tiny people made…

blackboardmonitor: carry-on-my-wayward-artblog: ladybons: carry-on-my-wayward-artblog: Headcanon: Drumknott is taller than Vimes Moist is taller than Vimes Angua is taller than Vimes Everybody is taller than Vimes #this has been my headcanon since day one and LET ME TELL YOU#it makes the books at least TWO TIMES MORE ENTERTAINING#I mean moist is average height at best#and still…

‘I’ll teach him to walk!’ beamed Vimes. ‘I’m good at teaching people to walk!’

the best Vimes moment, Terry Pratchett’s Night Watch (via canvaswolfdoll)

pasiphile: So something struck me while reading Thud! recently, namely: 1) it’s a recurring point that Vimes refuses to let his butler shave him and instead insists on shaving himself, and 2) whenever we see Vimes through others’ eyes they almost unfailingly describe him as badly shaven