shitpostgenerator: you are awful and my taste of humanity is perfectly good
Tag: WELP
knightinironarmor: heeeeey so! a painful af long af rant about how that final cap 3 battle might as well be called “behold the physical outward manifestation of tony’s hellish mentalscape” Keep reading
inkskinned: inkskinned: What is a nice guy? I have met many, or so I was told. They sat across from me on first dates, deeply sniffing a wine and commenting on the forenotes of fruitiness before asking if I “read much?” They tell stories about their love of Kafka; pausing only to look at me… Continue reading
shitpostgenerator: how do you kill gamergate?
neoliberalismkills: how many times of voting for “the lesser of two evils” will you go thru before realizing that a system that literally only offers you two evils every single time is a system that needs to be ripped out down to the roots and burned
idrinkwithmyhooves: Erek the Chee is a quest delivering NPC. He joins your party for one mission, and he’s AMAZING… but you can never unlock him, even after beating the game at 100%. The Ellimist and Crayak are two assholes playing Civ, and they have TERRIBLE Next Turn issues. They have been playing this same game… Continue reading
gs-goldstarz: windona: gs-goldstarz: bobbycaputo: ralfmaximus: misanthropemom: foxalpha: falstafff: i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and… Continue reading
WHY ARE YOU LONELY: A TEXT GAME – Mallory Ortberg
carpetfucker: windingsheet: theglintoftherail: WHY ARE YOU LONELY: CHOOSE ONE FAILED TO NURTURE RELATIONSHIPS BORN OUT OF CONVENIENCE ONCE CHANGING CIRCUMSTANCES REQUIRED ACTIVE PARTICIPATION FROM YOU WATCHED NETFLIX FOR SEVEN HOURS INSTEAD OF SLEEPING BECAUSE YOU HAVE ONCE AGAIN MISTAKEN INERTIA FOR REST CONFUSED “SELF-CARE” WITH “SELF-INDULGENCE” AGAIN; YOU ARE INCAPABLE OF EXPERIENCING GENUINE REFRESHMENT OR… Continue reading WHY ARE YOU LONELY: A TEXT GAME – Mallory Ortberg
Victorian Gothic Gothic
gentileproblems: Your mother died giving birth to you. Every woman dies in childbirth. If you have younger siblings, do not question how they got there. Truly, you do not want to know. You have no ears, but delicate pink shells. Your teeth are pearls. Instead of hands you have small white paws. You are beautiful,… Continue reading Victorian Gothic Gothic
And for a short time, every donkey in every campaign was safe.