flo-nelja: randomthingsthatilike123: romanimp: catholics in film: very strict. no singing or dancing!!! everyday we wear black all the catholics I know irl: WHERE👏ARE👏THE👏BOOZE👏????? Listen the first miracle Jesus ever performed was turning water into wine and early Catholics were like “well Jesus if you insist” and they never looked back it’s funny because I live…

ever-brooding-prince: actuallyundead: waiting4codot: anti0ch: lefting-leftaroo-ninja: i-am-the-karkat-media-worldwide: musicalhell: systlin: totohoy: systlin: kittyknowsthings: thesylverlining: the-macra: why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess…

animate-mush: jdkaplonski: shoren18: damnselfly: quick protip: if someone is crying or freaking out over something minor, eg wifi not connecting, can’t find their hat, people talking too loud, do NOT tell them how small or petty the problem is to make it better. they know. they would probably love to calm down. you are doing…

danadelions: what catfood commercials make feeding your cat look like: *person comes into the kitchen with a smile* *cat licks its lips* *cat snuggles up to their leg softly while purring* what feeding your cat is actually like: *cat emits loud shrieking meow in anticipation* *you nearly have a deadly accident because your cat excitedly…

two ideas that can peacefully co-exist

legacysam: 1. bi women are still bi when they date men and they deserve nothing but affirmation and love 2. fictional bi women ending up with men feeds into stereotypes about bisexuality being a phase & bi women’s attraction to men being more “real,” and these portrayals are worth looking at with a critical eye…

Places where reality is a bit altered:

reveille413: tootsie-roll-frankenstein: • any target • churches in texas • abandoned 7/11’s • your bedroom at 5 am • hospitals at midnight • warehouses that smell like dust • lighthouses with lights that don’t work anymore • empty parking lots • ponds and lakes in suburban neighborhoods • rooftops in the early morning • inside…

miraniel: crowtrees: cups-of-tea-and-history: magnificenttragedysandwich: thursjournal: hopesploder: i literally procrastinate talking to my friends like it hits me “oh shit i havent talked to that friend in a while” and im like “yeah ill have to do that later” and then i dont then i feel really guilty about it and [AVOIDANCE INTENSIFIES] Then it’s like…

wymack: andrew eats as much junk food as humanly possible when he’s around kevin to piss him off

Villain Lady: wouldn’t it be totally romantic and cool if someone blasted a giant heart into the moon for someone they loved Heroine: that would be horrible, it could affect the tides and send debris raining down on the Earth, damaging the ecosystem and threatening lives. Heroine: Anyways what did you want to do for…

Tropes that are totally overused and I love them to death

agirlnameded: grumpy jerk and actual ray of sunshine are BFFs mutual unrequited pining character A falls fast and hard for character B character A slowly falls in love with character B over the course of several years, realization hits them that they’ve been in love with B for a long time hits them like a…