knightinironarmor: not to be I N C R E D I B L Y biased but tony stark being better than his father in every conceivable way is my eternal aesthetic

lady-feral: smolsarcasticraspberry: you know that trope in shows or movies where the evil character is in captivity and starts talking to the Heroes to try and mess with their minds, and starts analysing them going “face it you’ll never be good enough” … “you try to act tough but inside you’re broken” … and the Hero gets…

space-flannel: i want a setting that was once a high fantasy world but time has passed and the days of quests are over while the age of indoor plumbing has begun but the elves and stuff like still exist  like i want fuckin.. space operas where humans weren’t all that phased by aliens because there…

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movies that should exist: a pride & prejudice modern adaptation
starring mindy kaling as elizabeth bennet & jessica chastain as darcy fitzwilliam

“ugh. you LOVE me?”
“don’t make that face. it’s not like i want to. you’re loud and you talk too much about television for an adult and every single member of your family has friended me on facebook despite the fact that i’ve never spoken to most of them, and most of them have very poor punctuation. in fact, this whole situation is very embarrassing. like herpes. but like herpes, i don’t think it’s curable without taking action. so here i am. telling you. i love you.”
“can you even hear yourself right now?”
“so … what are your thoughts?”
“what are my thoughts? about your i-love-you-like-herpes speech?? which, p.s., herpes is incurable. that shit’s always gonna flare up again.”
“exactly. the metaphor is appropriate.”

tanoraqui: I was considering the horrifying hypothetical of my blog being deleted and, when thinking that the greatest loss would probably be that “all my friends are there”, my obsessed brain cross-referenced to snark with the voice of a snobby weasel prince, “Sure, all your lowlife friends were there.” So now I need the modern…

yourtrashwaifu: Can the ace attorney anime just be all backstory episodes like this Give me young Mia and maya sibling shenanigans Give me young Franziska and Miles working on a case together like in investigations Give me Mia’s first encounter with Diego Give me law student Mia meeting Lana Skye Give me all the cute…

AU where everything is the same except that Ron and McGonagall start a chess club, and it’s FREAKING AWESOME.

lestrangely: • Because Minerva McGonagall isn’t gonna let an eleven year old kid beat her at sudden death chess and get away with it. • Ron is a really good president just ‘cos all he expects from members is that they try. You can be horrible at chess (Harry) or extremely good at it (Dean…

make it happen, Netflix

lightsandlostbells: k i’m gonna need a TRC Netflix Original Series for the following reasons: Blue’s wardrobe, done on a $10 budget and crafted exclusively from vintage home decor Gansey’s wardrobe. you didn’t even know those colors existed. designer polo shirts are the show’s second-biggest expense (the first being cars, obviously) how much loaded staring can…

fallingivy: Okay, I want a superhero story in which the superhero is one of those ‘normal kid gets superpowers through freak accident’ and goes out and fights crime, and of course runs into the supervillain at some point and tries to take them down. And the villain, a couple minutes into the fight, realizes they’re fighting…

extrememailmen: OH OH BUT GIRL GENIUS! GRAVITY FALLS AU STANFORD IS A SPARK, STANLEY ISNT TWO GENERATIONS DOWN THE LINE: /MABEL/ IS THE SPARK, DIPPER ISNT. SHE STARTS TO BREAK THROUGH WHILE THEYRE STAYING WITH THEIR GRUNKLE STAN FOR SOME REASON. PRIMARILY AN ART SPARK BUT SHE CAN WHIP OUT A PRACTICAL DEATH RAY OR…